Awkward and Awesome

Awkward:

-My cold. I am now the annoying girl who can’t stop sneezing and sniffling. Sorry peeps. I can’t control it.

-Getting texts from a random number telling me about their diet. I was tempted to send them my freshly baked cookies. I’m not that mean though…

-The BYU story about the guy who gave the girl a note about her dressing modestly. I’m going to be rude here: GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE! So this is what it is:

crazy huh? So to the girl: You look amazing. To the boy: I wouldn’t tell anyone it’s you.

Awesome:

-Going to LaCaille for Valentine’s Day with my boy. It was delicious, and I laughed almost the whole night.

-Not only did he take me to LaCaille, but he also bought me my favorite flowers. 10 bonus points for Sam! It definitely made me happy.

-Seeing my parents and my pup last weekend. Sorry for bringing it up again, but I LOVE OKLAHOMA and my family. Such.an.amazing.vacation.

-Making homemade cookies. It makes your home smell heavenly. Do it.

Happy Thursday loves! Let me know if you have an awkward and awesome post. I love em!

xoxo

Chels

OklaHOMEa

So remember that cold bum that was going to go to Arizona? Well…it went to Oklahoma instead. We were flying standby to Arizona, and the flight was full. Sam told me that we could go to Oklahoma and see my parents if I wanted to. You could only imagine the answer that I gave him. I texted my friend Robyn and asked if she could come pick us up from the airport so that we could surprise my parents. We stopped off at my mom’s work first. She screamed and laughed and screamed some more. It was fun to introduce Sam to some of the ladies that I worked with a year ago. We then drove home to take my favorite pup on a walk. Piper went straight for Sam, and then let me pick her up so she could give me kisses. While on the walk, we ran into Connie (my amazing neighbor) and decided to go say hi to her dog Herschal. Once we returned back home, my dad was home. He was laying on the lazy boy chair when I turned the corner. He started laughing and got up and gave me a big hug. I introduced him to Sam and then we left to go to Pops for dinner. We were only there for two days, but it was so nice to show Sam where I was from and just relax. Maybe I can convince him to take me back soon….

xoxo

Chels

And thank you Utah for welcoming us back to rain/snow.

Bachelor Monday-Ben’s Hair

We all know that the bachelor has some….um…interesting hair. So my friend Madison found some pictures on US weekly of famous guys with Ben’s hair.

So now that you are either A. laughing hysterically or B. completely freaked out….here are the interesting/funny things we said tonight.

-Don’t worry guys…we are all tagged on facebook as watching the bachelor.

-hahaha a shark!? More like a pirana.

-Why is she crying right now?

-You don’t love him. It’s been one date.

-Watch out for those swimsuit bottoms.

-You read the dang card Courtney….

-Here’s the thing…if I was on that show I would want a cute guy.

-He’s so Francene.

-What if there were sharks?

-And then sharks attacked them and it’s the end of the show.

-Oh…oh…okay.

-Them trying to kiss and float is just awkward.

-Oh where did that boat come from?

-*talking about The Vow* I want to see his BUM!

-Hmm…Cocoa Beach? I do love chocolate…

-Her butt is huge!

-No…it’s for someone else…move along.

-Go down to the other bed on the dock.

-Is she going to say it?

-Just say I love you and they will keep you on the show.

-He didn’t think of these dates!!!

-He’s still going through puberty.

-Girl cover your bra up!

-Did he get a bowl cut?

-And of course they are drinking…at like 9 in the morning.

-They probably just handed her the lobster.

-Lindzi why are you talking to Courtney?!

-She almost has a unibrow…

-Stop hugging him!

-Courtney knows a little too much about Ben…what is she talking about?!

-The timing on this show always amazes me.

-Courtney needs to stop saying snap.

-I learned about those in Spanish class!

-Please just sacrifice her!

-There isn’t a spark now? You should probably just go home.

-She definitely has the weird part covered.

-And there goes the helicopter.

-Stank face from Ben.

-Is that a white joke?

-In case you forgot…she’s a model.

-Nicki looks like she is wearing a floatie under her dress.

-Tramp stamp!

-Her swimsuit looks like a tacky bra.

-Have you noticed none of the girls are sunburned?

-He knows how to kiss thanks to Jamie.

-Those palm trees are not good at keeping secrets…

-Way to be confident Kacie B!

-Oh…stalker alert.

-What?! That doesn’t even make sense!

-She’s high.

-He really needs to just send Courtney home.

-Courtney has had WAY too much to drink.

-Shwasted.

-Please rip your hair out.

-Kill shot.

-What’s with the prancing?

-You’re an idiot Ben.

-she talks like a little kid.

-Woooooooow

-At least she is wearing a cute dress….

-What a witch!

-Good for Emily!

-You don’t want a guy who chooses Courtney over you anyway.

So there you have it! Sorry for the bad grammar and possibly misspelled names, but I’m sure you can forgive me. Right? Ok good! Stay tuned for my post on my surprise trip to Oklahoma!

xoxo

Chels

nine[teen]

Today marks the nineteenth birthday of one of my best friends, Carly. I met Carly in the 6th grade. She is a sailor. (And I don’t mean one of those pretend nautical girls that just wear anchors and rope on everything they own. I’m sure you know the kind I’m talking about.) Her family takes sailing trips where they live on their boat for months at a time. Pretty cool stuff huh? I’m sorry boys…she is off of the dating market at the time being. Sadly, she lives back in my home land [okielahoma], so I only get to see her on those somewhat rare occasions that I fly home. The upside to this lil predicament is that we both have skype, facebook, twitter, instagram, and texting. I talk to Carly almost everyday. Whether it’s raving about a cute boy, or embarrassing things that have happened, we never really skip a moment in each other’s lives. So HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my beautiful best friend. I can’t wait to see her again!

xoxo

Chels