Bachelor Monday-Ben’s Hair

We all know that the bachelor has some….um…interesting hair. So my friend Madison found some pictures on US weekly of famous guys with Ben’s hair.

So now that you are either A. laughing hysterically or B. completely freaked out….here are the interesting/funny things we said tonight.

-Don’t worry guys…we are all tagged on facebook as watching the bachelor.

-hahaha a shark!? More like a pirana.

-Why is she crying right now?

-You don’t love him. It’s been one date.

-Watch out for those swimsuit bottoms.

-You read the dang card Courtney….

-Here’s the thing…if I was on that show I would want a cute guy.

-He’s so Francene.

-What if there were sharks?

-And then sharks attacked them and it’s the end of the show.

-Oh…oh…okay.

-Them trying to kiss and float is just awkward.

-Oh where did that boat come from?

-*talking about The Vow* I want to see his BUM!

-Hmm…Cocoa Beach? I do love chocolate…

-Her butt is huge!

-No…it’s for someone else…move along.

-Go down to the other bed on the dock.

-Is she going to say it?

-Just say I love you and they will keep you on the show.

-He didn’t think of these dates!!!

-He’s still going through puberty.

-Girl cover your bra up!

-Did he get a bowl cut?

-And of course they are drinking…at like 9 in the morning.

-They probably just handed her the lobster.

-Lindzi why are you talking to Courtney?!

-She almost has a unibrow…

-Stop hugging him!

-Courtney knows a little too much about Ben…what is she talking about?!

-The timing on this show always amazes me.

-Courtney needs to stop saying snap.

-I learned about those in Spanish class!

-Please just sacrifice her!

-There isn’t a spark now? You should probably just go home.

-She definitely has the weird part covered.

-And there goes the helicopter.

-Stank face from Ben.

-Is that a white joke?

-In case you forgot…she’s a model.

-Nicki looks like she is wearing a floatie under her dress.

-Tramp stamp!

-Her swimsuit looks like a tacky bra.

-Have you noticed none of the girls are sunburned?

-He knows how to kiss thanks to Jamie.

-Those palm trees are not good at keeping secrets…

-Way to be confident Kacie B!

-Oh…stalker alert.

-What?! That doesn’t even make sense!

-She’s high.

-He really needs to just send Courtney home.

-Courtney has had WAY too much to drink.

-Shwasted.

-Please rip your hair out.

-Kill shot.

-What’s with the prancing?

-You’re an idiot Ben.

-she talks like a little kid.

-Woooooooow

-At least she is wearing a cute dress….

-What a witch!

-Good for Emily!

-You don’t want a guy who chooses Courtney over you anyway.

So there you have it! Sorry for the bad grammar and possibly misspelled names, but I’m sure you can forgive me. Right? Ok good! Stay tuned for my post on my surprise trip to Oklahoma!

xoxo

Chels

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