What do college girls do on Monday nights? Well…we watch t.v. with all of our girlfriends. Why? Because Monday nights are FILLED with
good t.v. shows. Actually, a lot of it is “trash t.v.,” but somehow we are still addicted to it…? Last night I decided to write down some of the most memorable things my group of friends said during The Bachelor. This is going to get lengthy, but it should give you a good laugh. But who are we kidding? I crack myself up on a daily basis. Anyways….here we go:
-Blakely is a hooker!
-Why is this so intense?
-You’ve been with him all day…calm down.
-What is this commercial!?
-People are so emotional-I can’t handle it.
-*group all at once* aw I love Lindz.
-I wonder what Ben thinks when he watches these.
-They have to fuzz her out already!?
-I will hate you for forever.
-If I was on this show, Courtney would be missing.
-Courtney needs to shut up.
-Her face is a total Myspace picture.
-Is that Courtney on the small boat?
-His hair is just too long.
*intermission while I went and bought some doughnuts…yumm*
-Where’s the flood Ben?
-Her bra is awkward.
-Is she just walking into the water?
-I like this song!-don’t ruin it…
-He threw the rose in the water!-HOW ROMANTIC!
-Oh Blakely…that mouth of yours.
-Courtney definitely has turtle lips.
-She keeps “winning,” but her lips are losing.
-There are obviously no rules.
-Oh..there ARE rules. Courtney is just breaking them.
-She just needs s-e-x because it’s been awhile…
-EW! Did she just scratch her butt?
-Evil girl plus horny boy equals bad news bears.
-Who says rad? How old are you?!
-Awkward party of one.
-Oh no…not again!
-What is with that random lamp?
-Just stop bringing it up.
-Why is she being dumb?
-WHO IS JAMIE?!
-You are on national television. Get it together.
-And cue Blakely crying.
-What?!?! Ben picked Emily over Oklahoma!?!?!
-She should have just gotten nakie with him.
-That awkward moment when you forget the gender of the bachelor.
So there you have it folks. We LOVE commenting on the crazy awkwardness of The Bachelor. I hope you laughed just as much as I did.
I got the idea for this post here