For the Love of Bachelor Ben and Doughnuts

What do college girls do on Monday nights? Well…we watch t.v. with all of our girlfriends. Why? Because Monday nights are FILLED with good t.v. shows. Actually, a lot of it is “trash t.v.,” but somehow we are still addicted to it…? Last night I decided to write down some of the most memorable things my group of friends said during The Bachelor. This is going to get lengthy, but it should give you a good laugh. But who are we kidding? I crack myself up on a daily basis. Anyways….here we go:

-Blakely is a hooker!

-Why is this so intense?

-You’ve been with him all day…calm down.

-What is this commercial!?

-People are so emotional-I can’t handle it.

-*group all at once* aw I love Lindz.

-I wonder what Ben thinks when he watches these.

-They have to fuzz her out already!?

-Ew…that MOUTH!

-I will hate you for forever.

-If I was on this show, Courtney would be missing.

-Courtney needs to shut up.

-Her face is a total Myspace picture.

-Is that Courtney on the small boat?

-His hair is just too long.

*intermission while I went and bought some doughnuts…yumm*

-Where’s the flood Ben?

-Her bra is awkward.

-Is she just walking into the water?

-I like this song!-don’t ruin it…

-He threw the rose in the water!-HOW ROMANTIC!

-Oh Blakely…that mouth of yours.

-Courtney definitely has turtle lips.

-She keeps “winning,” but her lips are losing.

-There are obviously no rules.

-Oh..there ARE rules. Courtney is just breaking them.

-She just needs s-e-x because it’s been awhile…

-EW! Did she just scratch her butt?

-Evil girl plus horny boy equals bad news bears.

-Who says rad? How old are you?!

-Awkward party of one.

-Oh no…not again!

-What is with that random lamp?

-Just stop bringing it up.

-Why is she being dumb?

-WHO IS JAMIE?!

-You are on national television. Get it together.

-And cue Blakely crying.

-What?!?! Ben picked Emily over Oklahoma!?!?!

-She should have just gotten nakie with him.

-That awkward moment when you forget the gender of the bachelor.

So there you have it folks. We LOVE commenting on the crazy awkwardness of The Bachelor. I hope you laughed just as much as I did.

xoxo

Chels

p.s.

I got the idea for this post here

 

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3 thoughts on “For the Love of Bachelor Ben and Doughnuts

  1. I can’t decide if it is a good or bad sign that I knew every single thing you were talking about with this post. I hate Courtney’s lips and that weird thing she does when she purses them while she is talking and it makes her voice all stupid. ugh. Stupid Courtney. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

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