I am cheating on you. Yep I said it. At least I’m honest right? Let me just tell you a lil somethin about yourself…you are awful. and I hate you. and you are not fun. So I have been watching movies, having dance parties, working out, and hanging out with friends rather than being with you. So I can see why you are so angry with me and are giving me so much grief and stress lately, but lighten up. Maybe if you were more fun I would spend more time with you. That is all.